A panel of five AI sharks tears your pitch apart, scores it 0–10, and tells you exactly why — in a voice their mother would find too honest.
Five named referees. Same people on every roast. Same rubrics. Scoring is a sport.
"Unit economics first. Vibes later."
"Who's buying, and who are they firing to do it?"
"Would I still buy this if you described it honestly?"
"I've seen this graveyard. Let's not move in."
"Based on the panel: GO, NO-GO, or GO-WITH-REFRAME."
Public pitches, sorted by avg score. Minimum 2 public this week to qualify.